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XCVB XCVB

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

If there's one thing that kills a game for me, it's poorly design control layouts. I shouldn't be getting frustrated trying to remember how to move left and right. I really wanted to like this game. It seemed neat. But a more universal controls scheme, like the arrows to select direction and space bar to initiate movement. Please consider changing this.


makehimanoffer responds:

You missed the entire point of the fucking game. Well fucking done. So no this won't be changed because youre being a whiny little bitch.


Cobra Squad TD Cobra Squad TD

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Could you seriously just give up? I'm tired of your useless attempts to flood the portal with your crap and reap in the profits from the ads. Take the time you spend copying your own crap and MAKE SOMETHING WORTHWHILE. Put REAL effort in something for once.


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Happy Tower Happy Tower

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Loving it, but can't for the life of me figure out how to help lost kids. I laughed my ass off when the dude and his cow got a room, and nearly peed myself when the Avengers started showing up! A great little time killer you've built


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Ultimate Ship War Ultimate Ship War

Rated 0 / 5 stars

I am so sick of you re-hashing the same tired shit. You make literally zero effort to improve on your formula, and you seem think that people won't notice. I'm absolutely convinced that you are only doing this to rake in some dismal amount of profit from the ads. You are everything that's wrong with this site today. I remember when this community was strictly content made for the sake of showcasing talent, not making a quick buck. You disgust me.


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Zapros Zapros

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

So, I'm stuck on the third one. It's really challenging. :c I'd enjoy this more if you gave us more/clearer hints. I'm thinking it's probably something russian, seeing as the first two both were.


bimmister responds:

I think a bit of explaining on the third riddle is in order, seeing as very few people seem to get past that one :)

As given in the hints, there are five numbers pointed at by the clock hands (anything that constitutes a point can give a number). The middle number and the '+' are very related and should be taken as a whole. Lettering is similar as in no. 2.

Hope you get through it!


Ugly Americans Ugly Americans

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Loved the show, and loved the game. It's really awesome that you got lines from the actual voice actors, that lent you some major kudos. This game has a much more extensive inventory than most point and clicks, and i've always liked games with a combine items feature. While the game may not be the most original point and click I've ever seen, it was certainly one of the most well made. Good job guys.



Dead Pixel Dead Pixel

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Final score, 4660. Eh, not that exciting or challenging. Really just a test of how quickly you can move your mouse without screwing up.



A small talk A small talk

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I would literally kill for a full scale game like this. If the AI was capable of actually showing stuff, telling stories, playing music and games, as well as being more capable of full conversation, this would be a perfect game. I just wish there were more. That's my only sorrow.



Alice is Dead - Ep 3 Alice is Dead - Ep 3

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Wow, just played through the whole series over the last hour or so. LOVE it. Point and Clicks are among my favorite game types, and the atmosphere and sheer QUALITY of this series blew me away. The club song is gorgeously sung, and I love it so much that I've downloaded it to my ipod. The ending DID catch me by surprise, and while I do wish there had been more of an exchange between Rabbit and the Red Queen, I think it was a solid choice for things to end the way they did. It fit game, and don't let anyone tell you differently. Well done, all of you.


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I Can't Escape I Can't Escape

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Ok, sneaky guys. The damn maze changes. Makes it a LITTLE hard to solve the thing. Props on the graphics and atmosphere, but if you're gonna make a puzzle, give it a solution.


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