Behold! After a long and arduous journey through the black pits of Mordor (as well as some parts of Montana), I have vanquished the mighty Sauron (or some other dark figure), Destroyer of WiFi and Maker of Orphans, and at long last I have returned!

...or for those of you who aren't fluent in total nerd, i got mah computer fixed.

(and there was much rejoicing)