Total Medals Earned: 1,257 (From 240 different games.) Total Medal Score: 19,220 Points
Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)
Medals Earned: 4/5 (140/150 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/45 points)
Medals Earned: 5/14 (40/505 points)
Medals Earned: 3/39 (40/430 points)
Medals Earned: 1/23 (5/485 points)
Medals Earned: 1/19 (10/645 points)
Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/500 points)
Medals Earned: 2/2 (50/50 points)
Medals Earned: 7/8 (315/415 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Defeat Glimmer
Complete Act 1
Complete Act 2
Complete Act 3
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Level 1
2 weeks played
Level 10
Level 11
Level 12
Level 13
Level 14
Level 15
Level 2
Level 3
Level 4
Level 5
Level 6
Level 7
Level 8
Level 9
Extract atoms from 118 different elements
Learn at 100% all elements in Knowledge
24 Hours active time
Buy all upgrades
Ascension
purchase your first upgrade.
infect a total of 100 red bloodcells.
destroy a white bloodcell.
at first i was afraid, i was petrified.
spawn a total of 300 germs.
infect a total of 2500 red bloodcells.
upgrade damage to level 10.
have 65 germs alive at the same time.
destroy a total of 900 white bloodcells.
upgrade latency to level 11.
oh my god it's so intense!
spawn a total of 10000 germs.
upgrade immunity to level 9.
upgrade auto-infect to level 8.
survive a stage without infecting a single bloodcell.
earn 3500 EP for a single stage.
finish 5 stages in a row without dying.
start from scratch after completing stage 25.
upgrade reproduction rate to level 6.
finish the final stage of the campaign.
earn a total of 70000 EP.
Good job!
It sure is animaly in here
Yum Yum
Is it edible?
Credit where credit is due
Listen to a song used in the game
Oh my goodNess!
Well, maybe not THAT famous
Should've kept you Locke-d up
You Won!
Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword
Fail a Total of 100 Times
Get All 60 Unique Fails
Find me two sporks
Kill a Jesus in COP TRAINING.
Lose at MONKEY GRAB.
Lose at ROPE JUMP.
Sweep and miss 10 times in SWEEP THE LEG.
Try both game modes in one session
Lose 10 times in one session of play.
Poke the mammoth in the eye
Read the instructions
Submit a score
Destroy 10 asteroids in ASTROIDS 2.
Win RACE with 3 seconds or less left on the clock
Eat 15 food items in DIET RUN in one try.
Reach a score of 5000 points or more.
Get 3 perfect stops in CHARGE.
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10
Get all 3 balls to fall on the correct platform in PIPES.
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10 and then QUIT your game from the PAUSE menu.
Get a streak of 10 or more.
Destroy 10 planes in JETS.
Beat THE FINAL STAGE without losing a single life.
Serve 40 beers in BARTENDER in one try.
Finish half of STORY MODE
Get a score of 10 000 points or more.
Win KALCULATOR in 7 operations or less.
Get a streak of 20 or more.
Win 30 games in RANDOM MODE with 10 lives remaining.
Complete STORY MODE with all 10 lives.
Get a streak of 50 or more.
Finish STORY MODE
touch enemy or spike... not sooo clever!
kill the first enemy!
That's the way things work!
mastered the first floor!
found a gun!
kill the Evil End Boss!
maximum level experience!
